Five Things Meme Answers

[dagronrat]

Five Things Meme Answers.

Reminder: "You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Things Mal Reynolds Wishes He Never Saw on Serenity", or"5 Times Sirius Black Escaped Detention"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you."

insaneladybug asked for: "The Five Reasons We Know Gin/Vodka Would Never Work!"

- I don't know much about drink, but are there even cocktails where the two mix? I don't think so.
- ... It would be like dating one's right hand. >_> *hides*
- Gin: "Have you looked at Vodka?" *meaningful glare*
- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his crotch Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*

socchan asked for: "Kuroba Kaito's five worst nightmares. Alternately, Hakuba's five worst nightmares."

- Kaito: FISH.
- Kaito: Mutant FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko as a FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko finding out he's Kid.
- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it.

- Hakuba: Kid driving Hakuba up the wall enough for him to murder him.
- Finding out Kid stole his underwear while he had it on. And was chasing him.
- Hakuba: Turning Gay. For a Thief.
- Hakuba: Finally meeting Sherlock Holmes for real! Then finding out it was Arsene Lupin.
- Hakuba: Kid finding out he hates Horses. And learning the meaning of the english phrase "hung like a horse." *Dagron is shot.*

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why you will update LAG soon?X)" (Because hey, good question.)

- It's top on my priority list.
- Excluding translations, it's the fic I've got most written for an update so far.
- You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update.
- One can only procrastinate so much... And anyways, writing LAG is a form of procrastination too. >cD
- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON.

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why Conan/Ai is just better than Shinichi/Ran...
(Smirk)
But if you prefer it could be...
Five reasons why Ran/Ai is just better than Conan/Ai...X)"

- It's kinda hard to have a relationship over the phone.
- It takes a huge amount of trust to swallow a pill made by a little girl. It doesn't to lie.
- Ran doesn't know how to remind Conan of his place.
- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)
- Well, it's not like Shinichi and Ran can do much until he gets his antidote, can they?

- Girls rule.
- It could be very, very pretty.
- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD
- Ai deserves better than Shinichi/Conan.
- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat.

chitsuki asked for: "5 Reasons Why Kid/Ai would bother Conan. *whistles innocently*"

- "He's a thief!" "And I'm a scientist from a criminal organisation..." "But...!" XcD
- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3
- "Do you even know what he -really- looks like?" "Does he know what I really look like? I think the point is moot." "..." "*sigh* Okay. What would you say if I said he looked like an adult you, with more fun added?" >cD
- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3
- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD

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[randomaicoholic.livejournal.com]

"- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his crotch Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*"
Dag, you will made me die..of laugh...XD

"- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it."
(Smirk)
Good idea to made Hakuba broke Kaito's brain in an heist, for once it's not the thief who made the detective crazy...X)

"You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update."
Well, of course not...We will just torture you...How could we know the end of the story if you're dead?XD

"- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON."
Maybe you should try to wrote a Shinichi/Eisuke one-shot to exorcise that?
(Claude ran away)

"- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)"
Well, most of DC character suffer for Peter pan syndrome anyway...
Honestly, a KID, two detective who believes they are Sherlock Holmes, Three girls who could not love any boy but their childhood lover, a writer who love to cosplay his own character, a witch who believe she's the queen in whitesnow(or the Redheart queen in Alice in wonderland)...

"It could be very, very pretty."
^^

"- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD "
Yeah, and I don't know if there are better way to send him in an asylum...X)

"- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat."
Yeah but this scene is more cute and intense than every scene where she's hugging Conan...Xp

"- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3"
Classic...but priceless...XD

"- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3 "
So true...Xp

"- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD"
And you said you could not made a sarcastic Ai? XD

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

*Replies with a dash of mad laughter.*
Haha!

^___^

And yeah, Peter Pan and DC/MK both have way too much in common.

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

**snerk.** I'm especially fond of the first two reasons. **hits head on desk.** And now I can't get the image of Gin kissing Vodka out of my head! Maybe I'll write a nightmare drabble. XD That pairing is just ... no. Creepy, creepy.... I love making fun of it, though! A nightmare drabble would be terribly amusing, with them waking up in horror in their respective rooms.

If I ever do come across badly written Gin/Vodka shounen-ai or yaoi ("I love you! Let's finish this mission and jump in bed!"), I will probably peek out of curiosity and run off screaming to make "WTH are they writing about us?!" icons. XD Aubrie's done some hilarious ones about the YuGiOh characters discovering FF.net.

And I have to get up a blurb about Bourbon and her rumors. XD I love the RP scene where she's talking to Gin and Vodka at the bar and yelling that Gin seemed to accept Vodka quickly, while Gin's never given her a second glance. Then Vodka was thinking, "But aren't those two different things? She's a woman and I'm . . ." And then he trailed off, as if suddenly realizing what she was getting at. XD Then she actually flat-out did accuse them of being a couple, and everyone in the bar (except Gin, Vodka, and Bourbon) started laughing.

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

^____________^

I had way too much fun coming up with reasons.
And yes, nightmare fic. Yes please. ♥

*Dagron has had too much crack.*

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

The two people slowly moved closer, gazing deeply into each other's eyes. The lighting was just right, capturing all the various colors of their green and bluish-lavender irises, and outside, snow was falling.

"It's strange, how I never really noticed before how attractive you are," remarked the first.

"I've always noticed you," answered the second.

"The perfect person was always right in front of me. . . ." The first leaned down slightly.

Their lips met.

"AUUUUUUUGH!"

"AUUUUUUUGH!"

CRASH.

CRASH.

The blonde let out a loud curse as his eyes flew open. He had fallen out of bed and was tangled up in the quilt. His hair flew about wildly, and his green eyes were filled with utter alarm and horror.

"What . . . what was that?!" he yelled, and suddenly realized that he had heard a crash on the other side of the wall as well.

"Bro . . . ?"

"What."

"Are you okay?"

Gin considered that for a moment. He would have said Fine, but then thought better of it. "I'm talking to you, aren't I?!" he snapped. "What happened over there?"

"Nothing. . . . I fell out of bed. . . ."

Gin pulled himself back onto the bed, finally getting disentangled from the quilt. "Go back to sleep," he muttered.

"I don't know if I can. . . ."

Gin ran his hands through his hair, leaning forward. "That . . . was the most horrifying thing I've ever dreamed," he hissed to himself.

Vodka slumped back onto his own bed. "We've gotta stop listening to the agents next-door watching late-night TV when we're bored," he mumbled weakly, shuddering in horror. He shut his bluish-lavender eyes, trying to block out the alarming images from his dream.

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This is what happens when I need sleep. XD I dashed it off in about fifteen minutes.

[randomaicoholic.livejournal.com]

Love you for that...^^ XD
And it gave me the urge to wrotte my crackish Chibi-Genta/Hakuba fic I've promised to Dagron....X)

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

Two letters, one word: N. O. NO.

*GLARES*

~You may leave your hat on .!~

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

XcD
YES.
*Snickers.*

""I've always noticed you," answered the second."
I just know who said that! XcD Vodka Darling~

Sweet dreams ladybug, and thanks. XcD
(And sweet nightmares, mouahahaha!)

[randomaicoholic.livejournal.com]

"**snerk.** I'm especially fond of the first two reasons. **hits head on desk.** And now I can't get the image of Gin kissing Vodka out of my head! Maybe I'll write a nightmare drabble. XD That pairing is just ... no. Creepy, creepy.... I love making fun of it, though! A nightmare drabble would be terribly amusing, with them waking up in horror in their respective rooms."
Listen to me insaneladybug, come to the dark side, you know you wanted to write it...X)
(cough) and sometimes, in breakdown, we're not far for a Vodka/Gin fic...Hurt and comfort are a dangerous place to mess...XD
(Claude ran away)

"I love you! Let's finish this mission and jump in bed!"
My God...XD
Who would be the one to said that? Gin nor Vodka? Well, the two option are as scary...and as funny...XD

"I will probably peek out of curiosity and run off screaming to make "WTH are they writing about us?!" icons. XD Aubrie's done some hilarious ones about the YuGiOh characters discovering FF.net."
Already done, and Gin, Vodka and Vermouth are in this fic...^^
But in my opinion, the best moment in this fic is the one where Heiji read a scene of a yaoi fic with him and Shinichi...XD

"Then she actually flat-out did accuse them of being a couple, and everyone in the bar (except Gin, Vodka, and Bourbon) started laughing."
It's maybe a little ooc, honestly except Vermouth who could be as fool to made fun of Gin?XD

[fs-playground.livejournal.com]

O_o What AWESOME meme-answers... XD *dies

And thanks for the Peter Pan Syndrome hint! (I just broke my brain after reading this: http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0229.php)

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

... Ouch. My Childhood, nooooes!

XcD That is just wrong. XcD
And now my flatmate worries even more about my sanity. XcP Thanks ♥

[fs-playground.livejournal.com]

Now we know what's wrong with your childhood, Dagron. :P *runs

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

*hits you*

...
*misses because you ran in time. :cP*

[fs-playground.livejournal.com]

Muahahahahaha! *joy

[chitsuki.livejournal.com]

I like how Aoko finding out Kaito is Kid ranks fourth on that list, after fish. XDXDXD In all honesty, I think she suspects it, but lives in denial.

Also, you rule for those reasons. I laughed, after my terrible 2 hours in the lab, fighting with 13 different kinds of sugars. So thank you. =) I love those conversation snippets. XD I may have to steal borrow them for a drabble. XDXDXD Especially the last one.

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

... 13?! XcD Sheesh.

"I may have to steal borrow them for a drabble. XDXDXD Especially the last one."
Feel free to. XcD

[chitsuki.livejournal.com]

That's right. 13. Can't even name them all off the top of my head. I can maybe name 5. -.-;;;