Five Things Meme Answers

[dagronrat]

Five Things Meme Answers.

Reminder: "You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Things Mal Reynolds Wishes He Never Saw on Serenity", or"5 Times Sirius Black Escaped Detention"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you."

insaneladybug asked for: "The Five Reasons We Know Gin/Vodka Would Never Work!"

- I don't know much about drink, but are there even cocktails where the two mix? I don't think so.
- ... It would be like dating one's right hand. >_> *hides*
- Gin: "Have you looked at Vodka?" *meaningful glare*
- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his crotch Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*

socchan asked for: "Kuroba Kaito's five worst nightmares. Alternately, Hakuba's five worst nightmares."

- Kaito: FISH.
- Kaito: Mutant FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko as a FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko finding out he's Kid.
- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it.

- Hakuba: Kid driving Hakuba up the wall enough for him to murder him.
- Finding out Kid stole his underwear while he had it on. And was chasing him.
- Hakuba: Turning Gay. For a Thief.
- Hakuba: Finally meeting Sherlock Holmes for real! Then finding out it was Arsene Lupin.
- Hakuba: Kid finding out he hates Horses. And learning the meaning of the english phrase "hung like a horse." *Dagron is shot.*

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why you will update LAG soon?X)" (Because hey, good question.)

- It's top on my priority list.
- Excluding translations, it's the fic I've got most written for an update so far.
- You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update.
- One can only procrastinate so much... And anyways, writing LAG is a form of procrastination too. >cD
- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON.

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why Conan/Ai is just better than Shinichi/Ran...
(Smirk)
But if you prefer it could be...
Five reasons why Ran/Ai is just better than Conan/Ai...X)"

- It's kinda hard to have a relationship over the phone.
- It takes a huge amount of trust to swallow a pill made by a little girl. It doesn't to lie.
- Ran doesn't know how to remind Conan of his place.
- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)
- Well, it's not like Shinichi and Ran can do much until he gets his antidote, can they?

- Girls rule.
- It could be very, very pretty.
- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD
- Ai deserves better than Shinichi/Conan.
- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat.

chitsuki asked for: "5 Reasons Why Kid/Ai would bother Conan. *whistles innocently*"

- "He's a thief!" "And I'm a scientist from a criminal organisation..." "But...!" XcD
- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3
- "Do you even know what he -really- looks like?" "Does he know what I really look like? I think the point is moot." "..." "*sigh* Okay. What would you say if I said he looked like an adult you, with more fun added?" >cD
- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3
- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD

Comments

[randomaicoholic.livejournal.com]

"**snerk.** I'm especially fond of the first two reasons. **hits head on desk.** And now I can't get the image of Gin kissing Vodka out of my head! Maybe I'll write a nightmare drabble. XD That pairing is just ... no. Creepy, creepy.... I love making fun of it, though! A nightmare drabble would be terribly amusing, with them waking up in horror in their respective rooms."
Listen to me insaneladybug, come to the dark side, you know you wanted to write it...X)
(cough) and sometimes, in breakdown, we're not far for a Vodka/Gin fic...Hurt and comfort are a dangerous place to mess...XD
(Claude ran away)

"I love you! Let's finish this mission and jump in bed!"
My God...XD
Who would be the one to said that? Gin nor Vodka? Well, the two option are as scary...and as funny...XD

"I will probably peek out of curiosity and run off screaming to make "WTH are they writing about us?!" icons. XD Aubrie's done some hilarious ones about the YuGiOh characters discovering FF.net."
Already done, and Gin, Vodka and Vermouth are in this fic...^^
But in my opinion, the best moment in this fic is the one where Heiji read a scene of a yaoi fic with him and Shinichi...XD

"Then she actually flat-out did accuse them of being a couple, and everyone in the bar (except Gin, Vodka, and Bourbon) started laughing."
It's maybe a little ooc, honestly except Vermouth who could be as fool to made fun of Gin?XD