Five Things Meme Answers
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dagronratFive Things Meme Answers.
Reminder: "You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Things Mal Reynolds Wishes He Never Saw on Serenity", or"5 Times Sirius Black Escaped Detention"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you."
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insaneladybug asked for: "The Five Reasons We Know Gin/Vodka Would Never Work!"
- I don't know much about drink, but are there even cocktails where the two mix? I don't think so.
- ... It would be like dating one's right hand. >_> *hides*
- Gin: "Have you looked at Vodka?" *meaningful glare*
- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at hiscrotch Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*
socchan asked for: "Kuroba Kaito's five worst nightmares. Alternately, Hakuba's five worst nightmares."
- Kaito: FISH.
- Kaito: Mutant FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko as a FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko finding out he's Kid.
- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it.
- Hakuba: Kid driving Hakuba up the wall enough for him to murder him.
- Finding out Kid stole his underwear while he had it on. And was chasing him.
- Hakuba: Turning Gay. For a Thief.
- Hakuba: Finally meeting Sherlock Holmes for real! Then finding out it was Arsene Lupin.
- Hakuba: Kid finding out he hates Horses. And learning the meaning of the english phrase "hung like a horse." *Dagron is shot.*
randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why you will update LAG soon?X)" (Because hey, good question.)
- It's top on my priority list.
- Excluding translations, it's the fic I've got most written for an update so far.
- You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update.
- One can only procrastinate so much... And anyways, writing LAG is a form of procrastination too. >cD
- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON.
randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why Conan/Ai is just better than Shinichi/Ran...
(Smirk)
But if you prefer it could be...
Five reasons why Ran/Ai is just better than Conan/Ai...X)"
- It's kinda hard to have a relationship over the phone.
- It takes a huge amount of trust to swallow a pill made by a little girl. It doesn't to lie.
- Ran doesn't know how to remind Conan of his place.
- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)
- Well, it's not like Shinichi and Ran can do much until he gets his antidote, can they?
- Girls rule.
- It could be very, very pretty.
- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD
- Ai deserves better than Shinichi/Conan.
- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat.
chitsuki asked for: "5 Reasons Why Kid/Ai would bother Conan. *whistles innocently*"
- "He's a thief!" "And I'm a scientist from a criminal organisation..." "But...!" XcD
- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3
- "Do you even know what he -really- looks like?" "Does he know what I really look like? I think the point is moot." "..." "*sigh* Okay. What would you say if I said he looked like an adult you, with more fun added?" >cD
- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3
- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD
Reminder: "You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Things Mal Reynolds Wishes He Never Saw on Serenity", or"5 Times Sirius Black Escaped Detention"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you."
insaneladybug asked for: "The Five Reasons We Know Gin/Vodka Would Never Work!"- I don't know much about drink, but are there even cocktails where the two mix? I don't think so.
- ... It would be like dating one's right hand. >_> *hides*
- Gin: "Have you looked at Vodka?" *meaningful glare*
- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his
socchan asked for: "Kuroba Kaito's five worst nightmares. Alternately, Hakuba's five worst nightmares."- Kaito: FISH.
- Kaito: Mutant FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko as a FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko finding out he's Kid.
- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it.
- Hakuba: Kid driving Hakuba up the wall enough for him to murder him.
- Finding out Kid stole his underwear while he had it on. And was chasing him.
- Hakuba: Turning Gay. For a Thief.
- Hakuba: Finally meeting Sherlock Holmes for real! Then finding out it was Arsene Lupin.
- Hakuba: Kid finding out he hates Horses. And learning the meaning of the english phrase "hung like a horse." *Dagron is shot.*
randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why you will update LAG soon?X)" (Because hey, good question.)- It's top on my priority list.
- Excluding translations, it's the fic I've got most written for an update so far.
- You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update.
- One can only procrastinate so much... And anyways, writing LAG is a form of procrastination too. >cD
- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON.
randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why Conan/Ai is just better than Shinichi/Ran...(Smirk)
But if you prefer it could be...
Five reasons why Ran/Ai is just better than Conan/Ai...X)"
- It's kinda hard to have a relationship over the phone.
- It takes a huge amount of trust to swallow a pill made by a little girl. It doesn't to lie.
- Ran doesn't know how to remind Conan of his place.
- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)
- Well, it's not like Shinichi and Ran can do much until he gets his antidote, can they?
- Girls rule.
- It could be very, very pretty.
- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD
- Ai deserves better than Shinichi/Conan.
- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat.
chitsuki asked for: "5 Reasons Why Kid/Ai would bother Conan. *whistles innocently*"- "He's a thief!" "And I'm a scientist from a criminal organisation..." "But...!" XcD
- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3
- "Do you even know what he -really- looks like?" "Does he know what I really look like? I think the point is moot." "..." "*sigh* Okay. What would you say if I said he looked like an adult you, with more fun added?" >cD
- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3
- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD
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Date: 2006-09-30 02:34 pm (UTC)- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his crotch Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*"
Dag, you will made me die..of laugh...XD
"- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it."
(Smirk)
Good idea to made Hakuba broke Kaito's brain in an heist, for once it's not the thief who made the detective crazy...X)
"You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update."
Well, of course not...We will just torture you...How could we know the end of the story if you're dead?XD
"- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON."
Maybe you should try to wrote a Shinichi/Eisuke one-shot to exorcise that?
(Claude ran away)
"- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)"
Well, most of DC character suffer for Peter pan syndrome anyway...
Honestly, a KID, two detective who believes they are Sherlock Holmes, Three girls who could not love any boy but their childhood lover, a writer who love to cosplay his own character, a witch who believe she's the queen in whitesnow(or the Redheart queen in Alice in wonderland)...
"It could be very, very pretty."
^^
"- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD "
Yeah, and I don't know if there are better way to send him in an asylum...X)
"- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat."
Yeah but this scene is more cute and intense than every scene where she's hugging Conan...Xp
"- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3"
Classic...but priceless...XD
"- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3 "
So true...Xp
"- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD"
And you said you could not made a sarcastic Ai? XD
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Date: 2006-09-30 02:49 pm (UTC)Haha!
^___^
And yeah, Peter Pan and DC/MK both have way too much in common.