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Five Things Meme Answers.

Reminder: "You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section.(examples: "5 Things Mal Reynolds Wishes He Never Saw on Serenity", or"5 Times Sirius Black Escaped Detention"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you."

insaneladybug asked for: "The Five Reasons We Know Gin/Vodka Would Never Work!"

- I don't know much about drink, but are there even cocktails where the two mix? I don't think so.
- ... It would be like dating one's right hand. >_> *hides*
- Gin: "Have you looked at Vodka?" *meaningful glare*
- Vodka: "... *cough* wellGindoeshavesuchWonderfulHair but..." *is murdered by Gin* Vodka's ghost: "he's a bit cold and you wouldn't want to see him mad... Case in point." *Dagron is shot. XcD*
- Vodka: "I wear sunshades so that Gin doesn't notice me looking at his ~~crotch~~ Gun." *Dagron is shamelessly burning in hell.*

socchan asked for: "Kuroba Kaito's five worst nightmares. Alternately, Hakuba's five worst nightmares."

- Kaito: FISH.
- Kaito: Mutant FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko as a FISH.
- Kaito: Aoko finding out he's Kid.
- Kaito: Hakuba finding out he HATES FISH. And framing him thanks to it.

- Hakuba: Kid driving Hakuba up the wall enough for him to murder him.
- Finding out Kid stole his underwear while he had it on. And was chasing him.
- Hakuba: Turning Gay. For a Thief.
- Hakuba: Finally meeting Sherlock Holmes for real! Then finding out it was Arsene Lupin.
- Hakuba: Kid finding out he hates Horses. And learning the meaning of the english phrase "hung like a horse." *Dagron is shot.*

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why you will update LAG soon?X)" (Because hey, good question.)

- It's top on my priority list.
- Excluding translations, it's the fic I've got most written for an update so far.
- You'd all murder me if I let it go another 5 months without update.
- One can only procrastinate so much... And anyways, writing LAG is a form of procrastination too. >cD
- Eisuke needs to stop hitting on Shinichi in my head. That's why I need to write enough of LAG for that to stop. And SOON.

randomaicoholic asked for: "Five reasons why Conan/Ai is just better than Shinichi/Ran...
(Smirk)
But if you prefer it could be...
Five reasons why Ran/Ai is just better than Conan/Ai...X)"

- It's kinda hard to have a relationship over the phone.
- It takes a huge amount of trust to swallow a pill made by a little girl. It doesn't to lie.
- Ran doesn't know how to remind Conan of his place.
- I always prefered Tinkerbell (Ai) to Peter Pan's (Conan's) Wendy. (Ran.) (Aheum. Helpful hint: look up Peter Pan syndrome on wikipedia?)
- Well, it's not like Shinichi and Ran can do much until he gets his antidote, can they?

- Girls rule.
- It could be very, very pretty.
- Conan Brain Breakage Rocks. XcD
- Ai deserves better than Shinichi/Conan.
- Ran does canonically hug Ai. ... But then again, so does Conan. Drat.

chitsuki asked for: "5 Reasons Why Kid/Ai would bother Conan. *whistles innocently*"

- "He's a thief!" "And I'm a scientist from a criminal organisation..." "But...!" XcD
- "That's pedophilia!" "Not if I find the antidote first... It's not as if he'd do anything before..." "But...!" "And I'm Older than him too." "What?!" Xc3
- "Do you even know what he -really- looks like?" "Does he know what I really look like? I think the point is moot." "..." "*sigh* Okay. What would you say if I said he looked like an adult you, with more fun added?" >cD
- "What's he got that makes him so special?" "... Style?" "...Hate you..." >c3
- "If I arrested Kid, would that mean you'd hate me?" "I wouldn't hate you. I'd simply put some long pain-inducing, not lethal but you wished they were, chemicals in your drink, daily, without you even noticing..." "You wouldn't..." "Try me." :cD