MSN Drabble time!

[dagronrat]

June says :
hey, want another weird plunnie?
i know one pairing in dc that is completely original. XD
kaito's dove + watson !
come on, they are PERFECT
Dagron says :
*has a very naughty drabble idea, kthx*
*and it's not going away, drat.*
*starts writing*
June says :
i mean, pretty birdies can faaalll in love too, can't they?
feels guilty yet excited.*
it's decided! watson & dove is my new otp!
i just have to find a proper name for kaito's dove. lupin?

Drabble Input: YES
Word count: 108 (without title)
Fandom: Magic Kaito
Rating: PG
Title:

June is going to kill me mourn aka:
Watson and the dove, their passionate affair.

Watson liked meat. It was only normal, after all. She was a bird of prey, bred for the kill. Her young master would often take her hunting with friends and relatives, shooting rabbits, pheasants and other delicious things. That said, Watson would have to admit that her favourite meat of them all was white. White as a Dove's breast.

And when Watson really wanted something, nothing was going to stop her.

"Watson! WATSON! Stop that immediately! Damn it. I don't understand..."

"Hakuba! If ever that -overblown chicken- of yours has done -anything- to my prize dove...!"

"I'm afraid it's too late for that, Kuroba-kun."

Not even her master.

Fin

June says :
he didn't just kill Lupin, did she.
Dagron says :
she did.
June says :
T.T poor lupin

EDIT: Corrected Watson's gender. Figures I'd picture the bird as gay. ><;

♥

Comments

*this is what happens when plunnie collide*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

It's just conjecture on my part as to Watson's breed and gender is based on colouring and size. ~_^ So there is no wrong answer.

Oh, gods... *intersects with a TGA plunnie*

"'Guru! Ya gotta check this out!" Kaito yelled from the top floor of the Red House, pulling Saguru away from his books.

"Good or bad?" Saguru shouted back, rising from his chair on the bottom floor.

"Good."

"Okay." Good news was always welcome. He started up the stairs and was pleasantly grateful when he got to the second story with the proper amount of stairs this time. Kaito was waiting for him next to the entrance to the tower, a wide grin on his face as he beckoned Saguru to follow him.

Saguru did. He always did, it seemed. They wound their way up the circular staircase that led to their upper most level.

"I don't think that's Watson." Kaito gave him a rueful crooked grin as he pointed to something just outside the window. "But it looks like we've gained a hawk."

Saguru blinked, then looked at where his partner was pointing. A Sparrow-hawk had apparently made itself a new home on their tower and was settling in comfortably. The few doves that seemed to follow Kaito around everywhere watched it warily, but no more than they would any strange bird.

"Kaito?" Saguru commented after watching the birds for a minute or two.

"Yeah?"

"Is it just me, or is the hawk courting one of your birds?"

The grin faded from Kaito's face as they watched the hawk pounce on one of the doves, pinning it below it's larger bulk and began thrusting, both birds making happy mating sounds.

"Oh, dear." Kaito breathed.

Saguru shook his head and began heading for the stairs, letting the birds rut without an audiance. "I do -not- want to know what the children would look like."

-fin-

Re: *this is what happens when plunnie collide*

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh good lord. XD
That is awesome.

And there would be children wouldn't there? I'm sure the red house would be over joyed to oblige in breaking Saguru's brains.

And re conjecture: Fair enough, but you went to try and figure it out, and it's too awesome a fact to let up. XD Though yeah, for the purposes of the plunny... *snickers*

Much love. ♥

Re: *this is what happens when plunnie collide*

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

That said, Kaito's brains would probably revolt against the idea. Oh dear indeed. ^___^;