This is so much crack...
Jul. 13th, 2005 08:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dagronratRiiight~
This is probably going to be a MUCH more RANDOM post than usual...
In other words, this is what I got up to at work today, to kill the tedium...
Oh... Brief explanation: I've got myself a (my first ever!) summer job this year, in my father's company... In brief I replace some guy at a computer terminal and make phonecalls to italian firms saying "So... When do you expect to send us these parts we ordered?"... And then put the date into the computer system.
Oh, and my sister does it too.
So here's the 'Bleach' madness we got up to, via e-mail...
This color is originally written by me, DagronRat
and this color here is written by SonokoFox, my lovely sibling who still won't hear of LJ....
Small note: The pink paper that started it all is a sheet of paper synonymous to work. It tells you what parts you need to urgently ask for. My sis works really fast V_V;
my first pink paper!!!
%insert here non plussed Rukia from Bleach%
.......
What?
With pink Bunnies on it?
the pink idea is grossssssssssssssssssssss
errrrrrr (i finished it... insert guilty looking inoue)
...
Inoue: Oh pooor poor Pink Paper Bunnies...
I must feed them to the Plot Bunny pen!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! nooooooooooooooo not bunnies
Kill the cruel bunnies!!!
Okay...
That is one COOL Inoue pic.
I now want more Bleach....
Anyways...
%Rukia pulls out the Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of Doom%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
...
And as the world prepares to implode...
The mighty Shinigami Kuchiki Rukia, armed with the Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of DooDoom,
approaches...
a ...
Pink Paper...
...
And writes a Fanfic.
%World Gasps in Horror%
and the plot bunny starts doodling "mighty plot bunny, what are you doing?" Rukia looked at the picture and gasped...
It was better than her own!!!
She showed it to Ichigo...
"Oh my god... did you try to draw a hollow again?"
"can't you see? it's a carrot!!!"
"yeah sure, and your 'mighty plot bunny' drew it?!"
"exactly"
...
"the mental institute is on it's way..."
...
The Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDooDoom sighs in his spot of Rukia's pockets (Get out of My Rukia's Pocket! screams Kon)...
Why must everyone always mistake it for a Bunny? It's just a pen...
Sure, a very fluffy, very pink pen, that just Happens~ to have a pink fluffy plot Bunny face (and Plot Bunny written in Golden glitter down his back)... But still a pen!
It knew it should never have written that note that annoyed that Witch's Ghost...
Crap... How was it to know a ghost could still cast a curse??
Luckily it misfired... It wasn't quite sure whether there was anyone who would have wanted to use an Ugly Toad Pen of DooDOoCroAk!
good one!!!
Kon had an urge to attack the annoying plot bunny pen of doom, which was so close to HIS rukia, when there was a call fora hollow. He paled... he was going to have to kiss ichigo again, oh the torture! it's all for the best...
Once in ichigos body, he wouldn't stop running after rukia to get the pen, not noticing all ichigos classmates looking at him like he had gone mad...Ichigo was going to have a LOT of explaining to do
And to the side, Inoue jumps up squeeling!
She's just seen the picture of the "Ugly Toad Pen of DooDOoCroAk!" in a school supplier's Catalogue...
"Wanna Have" %whiiiine~%
Her friends and other random classmates are now deliberating who's the maddest...
Inoue or Ichigo?
%claps%*ENCORE ENCORE!!!*
-later-
wat about the encore?
%looks sad and expectant%
it's coming, it's coming...
I just need to find the Plot Bunny Pen of DooDOoDoom...
I know I put it some where around here....
Ah! Ahahahaaha!
It was letting some juice flow :c)
er... does it work on computers?
It was an allegory for 'I'm waiting for inspiration'
i thought as much :p
Rukia frowned as she and Ichigo were running to the place where the Hollow was planned to appear.
Kon had not stayed in the classroom...
Kon was following...
What was more, he was following her.
Oookay.
"Ichigo!! First right second left and you're there!"
"What?"
"Just go!!!"
Seeing the look on Rukia's face... And Kon running up at full speed from behind her making him look like a total git once again -that's why He LOATHED Hollow hunting during school hours-... He took the wise decision and Followed the Orders.
...
"Right"
One flying kick, slam, dunk, crash in some garbage cans, growled Kon and whined Rukia-sama later, and Ichigo's mortal body was no longer running.
oooooooooooo suspense!!!
oooooooooooooooh your turn :cp
ooooooooooooooooooo... nooooooooooo...
(i'll be back, need loo)
And one plot bunny piddle later...........
or not...
Ichigo fought with all his might, but kept getting distracted... "what on earth is kon doing? i hope rukia is fast enough... oh oh..."
Kon finally got the pen (though he was so close to rukia he nearly forgot about it during their last fall) and was now in the process of trying to destroy the pen...
He now had his hands stuck either side...
Rukia sweat dropped (it isn't a chinese mind twister!!!)
The now Evil (heck, wouldn't you be mad if some twit tried to snap you in half?) Pink Fluffy Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDoODOODoom was in the process of biting Ichigo Kanzaki(?)'s mortal finger, thus making Kon half scream out in Pain, half go mute from sheer annoyance. His other finger was being hold in a death grip by two twin toilet wire pinf fluffy, and sparkly Evil Pink Fluffy Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDoODOODoom's legs.
Mate.
Rukia stared, wondering what the heck Kon wanted to do with the Wonderfully~ Artistic~ Beautiful~ Pink~andFluffy~ Plot Bunny~ Pen~
Seeing that Kon was doing his staring at something mightily weird and not knowing what to do with it to the oblivion of the rest of the world, she smirked, an evil and mischievous grin took form...
She pulled out her own Pen of Doodoom, ready to attack.
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!"
The white marker with mighty indelible black ink tip clattered to the ground, as it found out that it's owner had cowardly departed in the direction of Kanzaki's shinigami spirit's mighty yell, thus leaving it all aloone to deal with this annoying bully named gravity. Duh.
Sorry faithful marker, but life is unfair like that.
Rukia must have been thinking along the same lines, since if you had been a neurone in her brain, you would have been desperately passing on the following message:
OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitHowCouldIforgetAboutKanzakiLikeThat?OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitI'veJustLeftHimToFaceAHollowOnHisOwnAndForAllIknowHe'llGetKilledAndI'llNeverGetMyPowersBack...Wait, backtrack... I would get my powers back...ButI'dStillHaveToFaceAMightyScaryHollowWithoutKanzaki!!!!OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShiiiiit!
Whereas back in the class room, Inoue was demonstrating how much weirder she was than Ichigo... The debate was heated, since Chad and the guy with glasses (doh, forgot his name, mister sewing genius) were finding quite alot of weirdness to defend their friend with, despite Inoue's desperately Weird attempts to be champion instead.
And about this point, Sonoko stared at me in disbelief, and we both ended up in fits of giggles...
She also said she was not up to continuing, and was clairly uninterested to do so.
Will probably continue at some other point, since I had ideas...
Will see.
Do note: Note Work Safe!
(And now I want to make a Bleach Icon and usit dammit!)
This is probably going to be a MUCH more RANDOM post than usual...
In other words, this is what I got up to at work today, to kill the tedium...
Oh... Brief explanation: I've got myself a (my first ever!) summer job this year, in my father's company... In brief I replace some guy at a computer terminal and make phonecalls to italian firms saying "So... When do you expect to send us these parts we ordered?"... And then put the date into the computer system.
Oh, and my sister does it too.
So here's the 'Bleach' madness we got up to, via e-mail...
This color is originally written by me, DagronRat
and this color here is written by SonokoFox, my lovely sibling who still won't hear of LJ....
Small note: The pink paper that started it all is a sheet of paper synonymous to work. It tells you what parts you need to urgently ask for. My sis works really fast V_V;
my first pink paper!!!
%insert here non plussed Rukia from Bleach%
.......
What?
With pink Bunnies on it?
the pink idea is grossssssssssssssssssssss
errrrrrr (i finished it... insert guilty looking inoue)
...
Inoue: Oh pooor poor Pink Paper Bunnies...
I must feed them to the Plot Bunny pen!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! nooooooooooooooo not bunnies
Kill the cruel bunnies!!!
Okay...
That is one COOL Inoue pic.
I now want more Bleach....
Anyways...
%Rukia pulls out the Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of Doom%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
...
And as the world prepares to implode...
The mighty Shinigami Kuchiki Rukia, armed with the Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of DooDoom,
approaches...
a ...
Pink Paper...
...
And writes a Fanfic.
%World Gasps in Horror%
and the plot bunny starts doodling "mighty plot bunny, what are you doing?" Rukia looked at the picture and gasped...
It was better than her own!!!
She showed it to Ichigo...
"Oh my god... did you try to draw a hollow again?"
"can't you see? it's a carrot!!!"
"yeah sure, and your 'mighty plot bunny' drew it?!"
"exactly"
...
"the mental institute is on it's way..."
...
The Mighty Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDooDoom sighs in his spot of Rukia's pockets (Get out of My Rukia's Pocket! screams Kon)...
Why must everyone always mistake it for a Bunny? It's just a pen...
Sure, a very fluffy, very pink pen, that just Happens~ to have a pink fluffy plot Bunny face (and Plot Bunny written in Golden glitter down his back)... But still a pen!
It knew it should never have written that note that annoyed that Witch's Ghost...
Crap... How was it to know a ghost could still cast a curse??
Luckily it misfired... It wasn't quite sure whether there was anyone who would have wanted to use an Ugly Toad Pen of DooDOoCroAk!
good one!!!
Kon had an urge to attack the annoying plot bunny pen of doom, which was so close to HIS rukia, when there was a call fora hollow. He paled... he was going to have to kiss ichigo again, oh the torture! it's all for the best...
Once in ichigos body, he wouldn't stop running after rukia to get the pen, not noticing all ichigos classmates looking at him like he had gone mad...Ichigo was going to have a LOT of explaining to do
And to the side, Inoue jumps up squeeling!
She's just seen the picture of the "Ugly Toad Pen of DooDOoCroAk!" in a school supplier's Catalogue...
"Wanna Have" %whiiiine~%
Her friends and other random classmates are now deliberating who's the maddest...
Inoue or Ichigo?
%claps%*ENCORE ENCORE!!!*
-later-
wat about the encore?
%looks sad and expectant%
it's coming, it's coming...
I just need to find the Plot Bunny Pen of DooDOoDoom...
I know I put it some where around here....
Ah! Ahahahaaha!
It was letting some juice flow :c)
er... does it work on computers?
It was an allegory for 'I'm waiting for inspiration'
i thought as much :p
Rukia frowned as she and Ichigo were running to the place where the Hollow was planned to appear.
Kon had not stayed in the classroom...
Kon was following...
What was more, he was following her.
Oookay.
"Ichigo!! First right second left and you're there!"
"What?"
"Just go!!!"
Seeing the look on Rukia's face... And Kon running up at full speed from behind her making him look like a total git once again -that's why He LOATHED Hollow hunting during school hours-... He took the wise decision and Followed the Orders.
...
"Right"
One flying kick, slam, dunk, crash in some garbage cans, growled Kon and whined Rukia-sama later, and Ichigo's mortal body was no longer running.
oooooooooooo suspense!!!
oooooooooooooooh your turn :cp
ooooooooooooooooooo... nooooooooooo...
(i'll be back, need loo)
And one plot bunny piddle later...........
or not...
Ichigo fought with all his might, but kept getting distracted... "what on earth is kon doing? i hope rukia is fast enough... oh oh..."
Kon finally got the pen (though he was so close to rukia he nearly forgot about it during their last fall) and was now in the process of trying to destroy the pen...
He now had his hands stuck either side...
Rukia sweat dropped (it isn't a chinese mind twister!!!)
The now Evil (heck, wouldn't you be mad if some twit tried to snap you in half?) Pink Fluffy Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDoODOODoom was in the process of biting Ichigo Kanzaki(?)'s mortal finger, thus making Kon half scream out in Pain, half go mute from sheer annoyance. His other finger was being hold in a death grip by two twin toilet wire pinf fluffy, and sparkly Evil Pink Fluffy Plot Bunny Pen of DOoDoODOODoom's legs.
Mate.
Rukia stared, wondering what the heck Kon wanted to do with the Wonderfully~ Artistic~ Beautiful~ Pink~andFluffy~ Plot Bunny~ Pen~
Seeing that Kon was doing his staring at something mightily weird and not knowing what to do with it to the oblivion of the rest of the world, she smirked, an evil and mischievous grin took form...
She pulled out her own Pen of Doodoom, ready to attack.
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!"
The white marker with mighty indelible black ink tip clattered to the ground, as it found out that it's owner had cowardly departed in the direction of Kanzaki's shinigami spirit's mighty yell, thus leaving it all aloone to deal with this annoying bully named gravity. Duh.
Sorry faithful marker, but life is unfair like that.
Rukia must have been thinking along the same lines, since if you had been a neurone in her brain, you would have been desperately passing on the following message:
OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitHowCouldIforgetAboutKanzakiLikeThat?OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitI'veJustLeftHimToFaceAHollowOnHisOwnAndForAllIknowHe'llGetKilledAndI'llNeverGetMyPowersBack...Wait, backtrack... I would get my powers back...ButI'dStillHaveToFaceAMightyScaryHollowWithoutKanzaki!!!!OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShitOhShiiiiit!
Whereas back in the class room, Inoue was demonstrating how much weirder she was than Ichigo... The debate was heated, since Chad and the guy with glasses (doh, forgot his name, mister sewing genius) were finding quite alot of weirdness to defend their friend with, despite Inoue's desperately Weird attempts to be champion instead.
And about this point, Sonoko stared at me in disbelief, and we both ended up in fits of giggles...
She also said she was not up to continuing, and was clairly uninterested to do so.
Will probably continue at some other point, since I had ideas...
Will see.
Do note: Note Work Safe!
(And now I want to make a Bleach Icon and usit dammit!)
